This sign is hanging in the fifth floor elevator lobby of our hotel.
You need a key card to access the fifth and sixth floors of this hotel.
We are on the fifth floor.
Take a minute.
No really, read every word.
Especially the fourth paragraph.
We're on night 3 of our biz trip.
I have to admit, our hotel is nice.
It is not quiet.
Monday night maintenance banged on my door at 10pm claiming they needed to fix it.
Um, I didn't call you and my door works fine. Go away, I have school tomorrow.
At 11:30pm, Room Service dropped a tray of glassware in the hall.
A LARGE tray.
And it sounded like they broke every last cup on it.
And then they proceeded to pick it up.
For 20 minutes. Please, shut the eff up, did I not mention I have school tomorrow?
Tuesday night some jackass' car alarm started going off at 4am. It was still going off at 6am when I got in the shower.
At this point I'd take the stray Tuba player. (You should've read the sign like I said.)
Do you think the front desk has ear plugs for people who's rooms are in the Quiet Zone?